Audi A4 1.8TQ
28000 dollars

APR 1 Bar chip
600 dollars

17" Wheels and tires
2000 dollars

Borla Cat-Back Exhaust System
600 dollars

The look on the BMW 328 driver's face as you wave to him out your rear window... priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's Mastercard. :)