Style12v
07-03-2001, 09:40 AM
1. Joystick instead of a steering wheel -
After playing your in-car game system you will be better with a controller anyways
2. Removal of Hood -
The louder your car is, the faster it is! This way people can hear your engine really well, and that way you can show them all of your "TypeR" oil caps and logos on your German Engine.
3. Spoiler on the roof -
The higher the spoiler on your car, the faster. This way you get the added 2-3 feet from the normal rear positioning. This should add about 10-30hp (about 10hp per foot is a good estimate)
4. Disconnect spark plugs so you run with 4 cylinders -
After all, the 1.8T only uses 4 and we all know they can go pretty fast. So afterwards you can just tell people you have a turbo car, just like the A4!
5. Sixtuplet exhaust -
Exhaust is like your jets. The bigger, the better, and the more the better. With Six of them you will be taking off. Each of them should be about the size of a coffee can, that way you can rocket your way to the finish line.
6. Air conditioned breaks -
You want them to cool down faster, so they can stop better. So install an air conditioner pointing at each of the rotors. I recomend the battery powered hand held ones. Maybe 2-3 per break. Just make sure to get under the car and turn them on before you drive anywhere, and don't forget to turn them off when you are done.
7. Superglued clothes to the seat -
This way if you get in a crash you know you won't get hurt. Glue a pair of clothes to the seat, in a position where you normally drive, so you can slip in and out of them when you get in the car. I cut the front of my car-suit in half and installed a zipper for easier access in and out of the car.
Superglue is very strong, so you don't need a seatbelt or harness.
8. Speakers on the outside of your car -
Everyone wants to show off their powerfull system, but how can everyone outside hear it when its only playing on the inside of your car?
Simply drill two holes from the outside-into your trunk, the same size as your subs and attach them accordingly. If you want to go all out, you could do this with all of your speakers.
Or you could go to the dump and find and old ice cream truck and get their sound system. You can hear that for blocks on end!
9. Oxygen Masks above the driver and passanger -
Just like in airplanes! You wouldn't want to be without air if your car were to depressurize now would you? Also consider buying a seat that can also be used as a floatation device.
10. Modified Speedometer and tachometer -
Change 10mph to 100, 20 to 200, etc
This way you can go 0-100 in less than a second. Imagine the look on your oponents face when you zoom past him at 100mph while only at 2000rpm! This is the ultimate mod, as it will make your car faster than any other in the world.
Was in a goofy mood at work today, had to make buisiness cards all day ;)
After playing your in-car game system you will be better with a controller anyways
2. Removal of Hood -
The louder your car is, the faster it is! This way people can hear your engine really well, and that way you can show them all of your "TypeR" oil caps and logos on your German Engine.
3. Spoiler on the roof -
The higher the spoiler on your car, the faster. This way you get the added 2-3 feet from the normal rear positioning. This should add about 10-30hp (about 10hp per foot is a good estimate)
4. Disconnect spark plugs so you run with 4 cylinders -
After all, the 1.8T only uses 4 and we all know they can go pretty fast. So afterwards you can just tell people you have a turbo car, just like the A4!
5. Sixtuplet exhaust -
Exhaust is like your jets. The bigger, the better, and the more the better. With Six of them you will be taking off. Each of them should be about the size of a coffee can, that way you can rocket your way to the finish line.
6. Air conditioned breaks -
You want them to cool down faster, so they can stop better. So install an air conditioner pointing at each of the rotors. I recomend the battery powered hand held ones. Maybe 2-3 per break. Just make sure to get under the car and turn them on before you drive anywhere, and don't forget to turn them off when you are done.
7. Superglued clothes to the seat -
This way if you get in a crash you know you won't get hurt. Glue a pair of clothes to the seat, in a position where you normally drive, so you can slip in and out of them when you get in the car. I cut the front of my car-suit in half and installed a zipper for easier access in and out of the car.
Superglue is very strong, so you don't need a seatbelt or harness.
8. Speakers on the outside of your car -
Everyone wants to show off their powerfull system, but how can everyone outside hear it when its only playing on the inside of your car?
Simply drill two holes from the outside-into your trunk, the same size as your subs and attach them accordingly. If you want to go all out, you could do this with all of your speakers.
Or you could go to the dump and find and old ice cream truck and get their sound system. You can hear that for blocks on end!
9. Oxygen Masks above the driver and passanger -
Just like in airplanes! You wouldn't want to be without air if your car were to depressurize now would you? Also consider buying a seat that can also be used as a floatation device.
10. Modified Speedometer and tachometer -
Change 10mph to 100, 20 to 200, etc
This way you can go 0-100 in less than a second. Imagine the look on your oponents face when you zoom past him at 100mph while only at 2000rpm! This is the ultimate mod, as it will make your car faster than any other in the world.
Was in a goofy mood at work today, had to make buisiness cards all day ;)