And this is who we entrust our $30-40-50K automobiles to?<ul><li><a href="http://www.audiacademytp.com/02swelcome.html">the state of automotive education</a></li></ul>

While at the Audi Academy Technician Program students are required to:

Wear tapered, collar length hair cut, tied back for women
Adhere to strict attendance
Wear the approved uniform; Audi shirts, clean, neat work pants and work boots
Drug free; Must be able to pass a drug test at any time

Its from 2001, but it still looks good...
But only 2 days to learn engine dissasembly and repair?<ul><li><a href="http://www.audiworld.com/news/01/techtraining/content.shtml">click</a></li></ul>