WORD.

December 30th is my 30th birthday. WOOHOO!

While all the party details have yet to be finalized, I do have a date for you - Saturday, January 4th. Keep that night open as YOU ARE ALL invited! Bring friends, significant others, WHOEVER. Currently looks like there'll be 70-100 people in attendence. Details including location, time, etc. will be published here as soon as they are available.

if MarkBradford shows up, then:

Clown = Yes
Magician = Yes
Pony Rides = Yes

You old fart bastard!!!! =)

HEY, I'm not getting OLDER . . . I'm getting LONGER. Speaking of OLDER . . . you and your <b>EVEN OLDER</b> fart girlfriend (though I should have used the term bitch in response to your use of the word bastard) are invited to the party as well.

Cheers, Pony-Ride-Clown-Boy!

;-)

compared to young stallions like me! ;P

i have video, voicemails, emails from women all over the country praising my good deeds. helps me sleep at night knowing my seeds are all over this great land :)

I'm guessing you'd LOSE sleep if you found out that any of those "seeds" sprouted! AAAHAHAHAHHAA.

"helps me sleep at night knowing my seeds are all over this great <b>H</b>and"

;P LOL!!!!

yeah.