Did you know that Jason Teller and Matt Daniels are not who they portray themselves as, and are really Audi haters? I have heard from reliable sources that both drive Saturns and trucks, and they are really on BMWs payroll to spread bad rumors about Audi and the A4 product. I even have a picture of Jason's truck, and on the back window, there is a sticker of Calvin peeing on an Audi symbol.<p>Also, you may find it interesting that every time Jason has a server problem and the forum goes down, there are UFO sightings over Phoenix. Sounds to me that Jason and Matt are using this forum as a link to extra terrestrial beings that the government is hiding from the public. That's how the government can communicate with aliens without raising suspicion, they channel the messages through a car forum and use code words such as "WETT," "wastegate," "PES," "GAMMA," "remote range," and "AoA."<p>And, I have uncovered hidden programs in A4.org web site that is planting the Y2K bug in all of our computers. It seems that Jason and Matt reallly work for SPECTOR, and are trying to cause all computers to crash on New Year's Day so they can spread their plans of world chaos.<p>Just thought I would have some fun, back to car talk!<p>Christian J. Long

We really needed this on the forum to brighten things up. thanks

Just as I suspected! After meeting Frank Wetteraur at the Mt. Washington Climb to the Clouds I became convinced that he is in fact an Android, and if you have met Frank you know what I mean. I am not shocked at all about Jason, as I am sure he is part of the Trilateralist commision! I think they all work together to plant V chips along with performance chips in our cars in order to monitor us. As for the others, like that Matt, well what do you get when you add Matt, and Jason together....yes thats right the number "9" and you know what that means, right Alliens.

Ronal's top salesperson for the previous year was RO. He joined the Ronal salesteam, after having seen the Ronal Website, www.ronalusa.com, as it was beamed "about". Actually, he established a Ronal distributorship on Mars and after having himself beamed down to Huntington Beach, CA -a few times --he fell in love with the area and decided to stay.<br>Ro has proven to be an exceptional salesperson and has been able to close some incredible deals with his telepathic, persuasive powers. Not only has he done well in the extra-terrestial cities but here among us earthlings--he's done super!!<br>Needless to say, he's spending alot of time at the beach, and even during this time of the year he exudes a great time. He especially likes to view the "pebbles at the beach' while partaking in his favorite beverage. Every once in a while, "Scotty" beams him home for some needed R&R!<br>By the way, RO plans on having one of the new TT coupe's and has already ordered his license plate,<br>RO #9<br>Stay tuned for continuous updates on RO's adventures on terra firma at the Ronal website, www.ronalusa.com. Check the 'Latest News section" or the "Index of Cars section" for the ongoing saga of RO!!<br>Dee-DD-Deee-DD-Deee-DD-Deeeeeeee

Ha.......I have sticker of Calvin peeing on JiMbO on my vehicle...