Opened her big ass door into mine hard... a good 5 inch dent down the door. Was easy to see she did it (matching white paint on my door and all)and she just left the car there and went about her shopping. Cop was driving by and I asked him to take a report, and it took 10 minutes of convincing for the lazy bastard to actually do it. The fat biatch with tomato sauce stains on her t-shirt went nuts when she came out and saw the cop taking the report. "I didn't do that" blah blah blah. Cop asked her to open the door to see if it matched... and it did of course. I pointed up and said, "If you really want to look stupid, do you want me to get the tape from the video camera"? She was then like, "Who cares, it is a little dent, it happens all the time, don't be a baby." I simply said, "Not everyone drives a POS Monte Carlo... but I do see the benefits of a cup holder that could hold a 50oz Slushy and a door that swings open wide in your case." Cop = trying to hold back a laugh. Lady = bright red and searching for a come back but not finding one.

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