2.7tDallas REFORMED

So my future ex-hubby is being a D!CK as usual, and I decide to randomaly just go have a little fun.

I am in a parking lot and there is a tall looking man in an audi. i LOVE tall guys!! I am not sure I would want a car that big to be red, but whatever.

I start asking question about the car, and being REALLY flirty, but all he wants to do is talk about the car????

Now I am a VERY attractive girl, wearing shorts (just got my legs waxed) so i figure I will just jump in his car, and see if he will take me for a "ride" if you know what I mean (wink)

I am crossing and un-crossing my legs, adjusting my bra strap, lots of eye contact....and this guy still just wants to yap about his car!

Finally I give up, and go talk to a guy in a BMW. 20 minutes later, we are in the parking lot of my office having a GREAT time...

what is it with you audi owners??

vpr1980

ROFL!!!!!! Thats freaking awesome :-))))))

April

OK Dallas, what's up? Be glad you're not driving a P-Car ;-)

vpr1980

Ohhh you chnaged the name back....it was perfect!!

Boston Driver

Happily married 13 years, but even happier after buying the A6! Hard not to be in love with these cars, but BMW guy sounds like he was the lucky one...

Chuck540MZ

Yes. ;-)

chairman

LOL..Great gag

2.7tDallas REFORMED

what?

Ming rings in Minn

one of the engineers here at work showed up in a A4 cab last week. I didn't know he was looking for a new car, so I asked him how he had come to get such a nice car. He told me that the oddest thing happened to him. He was sitting in the park, near the curb, when a woman pulls up to him, takes off her clothes and says to him, "take anything you want".

He said that the clothes didn't look like they'd fit, so he took the car.

OPTIMUS PRlME

BWAHAHAHAHAHA O\/\/NED!!!!