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    YOU SHOULD NOT UPGRADE YOUR TURBO WITHOUT DOING THE
    Posted by: Imawesomes! on 2007-11-21 20:31:00
    Account #: 81277

    In Reply to: HIT OR SKIP FOR GT2871R TURBO(QUESTION INSIDE) posted by jps17 on 2007-11-21 20:15:25

    LEVEL 10 UPGRADE FIRST. THE OTHER PROBLEM YOU WILL HAVE IS THAT YOU NEED TUNING FOR THE TURBO. UNLESS YOU GET A CUSTOM TUNE THE BEST WAY TO GO IS WITH APR. IT WILL PROVIDE A RELIABLE 333HP ONCE YOU GET THE FVCKING THING INSTALLED. THE COOL THING IS THE KIT IS VERY COMPLETE, AND VERY EXPENSIVE. SO WHEN YOU WANT YOU CAN OPEN YOUR HOOD AND POINT TO A BISH AND SAY "BISH I DIDN'T BUY YOU A RING BUT I PUT 5K INTO MY CAR NOW YOU KNOW MY PRIORITIES" THEN SHE'LL BE LIKE.. "DON'T RUN YOU MOUTH FOOL YOU CAN'T EVEN DRIVE A MANUAL".. THEN YOU'LL BE LIKE "OH SNAP WOMAN WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK BALLZ" THEN SHE BE LIKE"BREAK BALLZ BREAK BALLZ??? MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME TO BUST, LAST NIGHT YOU JUST LEAKED ONTO MY THIGH ALL NIGHT".. THEN YOU BE LIKE "WHAT I DIDN'T SIDESPAR YOU!" THEN SHE BE LIKE "YOU CRAZY! GO DRIVE YOUR BIG TURBO CAR AND TRY AND BE A MAN!!".. THEN YOU BE LIKE "FINE I IS GOING".. THEN YOU'LL JUMP INTO YOUR CAR AND FIRE IT UP, REVVING IT UP SO SHE KNOWS YOUR ANGRY.. YOU'LL SLIP THE CLUTCH IT... OH WAIT.. YOU'LL DEPRESS THE BRAKE PEDAL AND MOVE THE GEAR SELECTOR INTO TIP MODE (CAUSE YOU'RE HARDCORE LIKE THAT)... YOU 'LL REV UP A BUNCH IN NEUTRAL AND SLAM IT INTO GEAR, WHILE YOU TAKE OFF.. SHE'LL BE IN AWE AT ALL YOUR SPEED AND LOOK AT HER FRIENDS AND BE LIKE "YO WHATEVA THAT MY MAN AND HE DRIVES A TIPTRONIC!" SO IF THAT'S THE LIFESTYLE FOR YOU THEN YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT BECAUSE EXTREME NOS QUARTER MILE TIMES DON'T COME FROM RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ON CHEQUES, YOU NEED TO PUT UP OR STAND OUT, IN YOUR CASE YOU CHOSE TO STAND OUT BY USING AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF CAPS.. KIND OF WHAT I DID HERE!

    IMAWESOME!

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