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GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: nyet on 2007-10-12 11:18:00
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In Reply to: Ignore these jerks, I have owned quattros since the first UR-Q, and what you need in wet turns is posted by MeLoN BaLLaR on 2007-10-12 10:56:52

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Thread:

WTF Quattro?? I just spun my car when I REALLY shouldnt have.... - Jaymz K 2007-10-11 22:02:59 (2499 views)

you may want to check your differential - ruknd 2007-10-12 20:32:54 (260 views)

no.. his blinker fluid was low.. thats why..... - Chop4(eva)life 2007-10-14 15:43:50 (154 views)

Could be a tract of arable land. - Rubberduckie 2007-10-12 19:03:14 (149 views)

no, no, you dont understand - Jiggsy 2007-10-12 18:15:38 (226 views)

Was here -------> - TS4F 2007-10-12 17:51:03 (154 views)

my eyes hurt after reading the 1st few lines. - Boba Fett 2007-10-12 17:03:15 (176 views)

sounds like you need diffs, and better suspension - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-12 16:18:05 (165 views)

have any used ones? - Silver Streakin' 2007-10-12 16:49:19 (181 views)

I know of a number of customers who have upgraded to MS and have... - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-12 17:08:37 (217 views)

I have 600/750 TrackSports. lub them and want MSs some day. - Silver Streakin' 2007-10-12 17:27:40 (138 views)

in stock... - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-15 16:15:09 (133 views)

how much to trade in my TSs ;) - Silver Streakin' 2007-10-15 16:46:50 (129 views)

tree - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-25 16:57:56 (143 views)

and, exactly who should he contact to buy those? - TwentyValveB5+S4 2007-10-12 16:25:26 (136 views)

Santa clause - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-12 16:34:24 (164 views)

OMGTPIPTDPEVAR!!!! - n0yxl[S3] 2007-10-12 16:04:25 (174 views)

woowoo - Audiboy 2007-10-12 15:48:20 (125 views)

This reads like a beautifully-crafted trolling post... - TwentyValveB5+S4 2007-10-12 14:52:13 (199 views)

You must be one of the 90% of the people that thinks he can drive better than 90% of the people. - Moro is an Orange 2007-10-12 12:14:45 (186 views)

was here====> - DVS27T::WAGON'D 2007-10-12 11:39:46 (131 views)

What you need to do to avoid this in the future is as follows... - Alias Unknown 2007-10-12 11:10:58 (256 views)

Quote..."I'll pop the hood just to show you this thing's not stock"...what a caulk - LouisR 2007-10-12 11:08:47 (157 views)

gonna agree with most here.... (long... read it all... then read again.. then go take some training) - dtompsett 2007-10-12 11:00:30 (487 views)

Irregardless isn't a word. Think about it, get some training if you need it. - Shiggs (txfreerider) 2007-10-12 17:11:31 (142 views)

use real wordz yo. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 11:12:24 (135 views)

Eric? - MeLoN BaLLaR 2007-10-12 11:10:48 (225 views)

Who's Eric? - dtompsett 2007-10-12 11:33:32 (132 views)

Eric Fletcher. - Joey T: Unpimper 2007-10-12 11:47:53 (189 views)

you just used irregardless - noriceforyou 2007-10-12 11:09:53 (204 views)

Re: you just used irregardless - dtompsett 2007-10-12 11:33:01 (209 views)

Re: you just used irregardless - thrilla from manila 2007-10-12 17:24:58 (135 views)

ur wiki link even says its not a real word. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 12:53:47 (127 views)

true... but... - dtompsett 2007-10-12 13:29:22 (167 views)

The definition in the dictionary is that it's not a word. - Evilclown 2007-10-12 17:42:35 (142 views)

the internet has always been a word. We were just too ignorant to know what it meant. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 13:40:03 (141 views)

i was gonna make hay of that but decided not to. - The AL-ODB 2007-10-12 11:10:30 (128 views)

You just wasted a bunch of letters. - turkish.prisoner 2007-10-12 11:04:28 (129 views)

that and he ignored the fact that Lennie has a magic racecar driver buttplug. - The AL-ODB 2007-10-12 11:07:26 (132 views)

hmmm.... our posts should have cancelled each other out. lemme check the matrix. - turkish.prisoner 2007-10-12 11:10:15 (129 views)

Ignore these jerks, I have owned quattros since the first UR-Q, and what you need in wet turns is - MeLoN BaLLaR 2007-10-12 10:56:52 (560 views)

lmfao - Ryan|MN 2007-10-12 17:22:41 (133 views)

WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 1MZ-FE's Cat 2007-10-12 17:21:12 (124 views)

good to see ya back here - Spacecataz 2007-10-12 17:14:43 (125 views)

get outa here - Chicktronic 2007-10-12 17:03:51 (127 views)

GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 - nyet 2007-10-12 11:18:00 (146 views)

hey - MeLoN BaLLaR 2007-10-12 11:23:57 (233 views)

You're coming to San Diego?! - TwentyValveB5+S4 2007-10-12 14:45:43 (143 views)

ABSOLUTELY, please call/email - nyet 2007-10-12 11:50:28 (170 views)

wtf have you been? - tehaudi 2007-10-12 11:13:19 (129 views)

Hey! welcome back! how are things goin? - Courtesy_Flush 2007-10-12 11:01:45 (129 views)

I may now be dumber for having read that and some of the other things you posted. You ARE an idiot. - JoeS4 2007-10-12 10:56:49 (143 views)

so, what you're saying is you did this? - Courtesy_Flush 2007-10-12 10:52:41 (374 views)

Sure seem that way, LOL! - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 10:55:01 (131 views)

all i see are letters and letter scrunched up together!! - acidrane-teh jeweler 2007-10-12 10:51:36 (157 views)

was here ----> - ndjano 2007-10-12 10:42:05 (128 views)

lol new jersey - Uncle Castro 2007-10-12 10:40:17 (129 views)

hey now... - Doozy™ 2007-10-12 10:43:00 (145 views)

you need to drive a tricycle - noriceforyou 2007-10-12 10:29:20 (137 views)

+100 Douchbag points! - DUBITUP 2007-10-12 10:25:05 (138 views)

x5? - randy@5280wheel 2007-10-12 10:35:07 (130 views)

you fail on so many levels - Ryan|MN 2007-10-12 10:24:06 (136 views)

Answered my own question.. may god have mercy on this post - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 10:24:41 (150 views)

excellent - Brdman* 2007-10-12 10:23:32 (126 views)

i like bacon - Jiggsy 2007-10-12 10:23:23 (128 views)

wat - Chan 2007-10-12 10:17:44 (130 views)

i heart b5a4 forum - iammatt 2007-10-12 10:17:11 (179 views)

omg I heart it 2! - drwombat 2007-10-12 10:19:49 (157 views)

Oh, I KNOW why he spun out! Look at the heavy salt marks on his car then look at his tires! - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 09:59:09 (291 views)

Is this a joke?...this can't be real.. - B5Davem 2007-10-12 09:52:59 (139 views)

Retard says "Wut"? - turkish.prisoner 2007-10-12 09:51:01 (137 views)

GAH!!!!! - turkish.prisoner 2007-10-12 09:53:06 (272 views)

Nate wuz here. - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 09:20:46 (127 views)

longest thread ever? holy shet. - Depthcharge 2007-10-12 09:13:43 (138 views)

not even close. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 09:50:34 (129 views)

Noooo... I just posted nonsense when I REALLY shouldnt have.... - A400 2007-10-12 08:43:29 (199 views)

I will attest to that! - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 09:22:26 (124 views)

All I got was "I am a racist." "I can drive but I need a faster car" - 4Driver4 2007-10-12 09:10:55 (130 views)

HOF Material - tobin 2007-10-12 08:16:55 (135 views)

2nd, LOL. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 08:40:59 (133 views)

Have to say it - "4" puddles....on the way home from the bar....talking on the phone" - DWP 2007-10-12 08:15:35 (181 views)

I have never met a guy who has wheels like that - Joey T: Unpimper 2007-10-12 08:03:57 (174 views)

LOL at "record is clean" blah blah blah..... - Pepe@UMD 2007-10-12 07:38:03 (171 views)

blame the chrome wheels. - TighTT 2007-10-12 07:37:20 (130 views)

Just noticed those. God, what an eye-sore. - d1rt [A4 Pröjekt] 2007-10-12 07:40:33 (129 views)

LOL @ wall of text. Are you sure youre old enough to drive? You don't sound like it. - HedonismBot 2007-10-12 07:30:34 (142 views)

Yup. I'm not even reading that. - Tgr_Clw 2007-10-12 09:18:14 (127 views)

. - EDness 2007-10-12 07:08:23 (187 views)

. - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 07:32:12 (160 views)

. - Mr Paul [T-28] 2007-10-12 09:00:23 (138 views)

. - Chop4(eva)life 2007-10-12 11:30:11 (127 views)

We should all do ourselves a favor and ignore posts like this,..... - d1rt [A4 Pröjekt] 2007-10-12 06:58:28 (169 views)

You equate the ownership of this car to that of a succubus, yet you plan to go B5 S4? SMART move. - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 06:34:53 (175 views)

you should have died. - Lawr. 2007-10-12 06:32:01 (207 views)

c'mon Lawr, tell us how you REALLY feel, don't hold it in ;-) - Phillip G 2007-10-12 06:39:21 (127 views)

Wow. go away. the end. - Hillbilly :G2'd: 2007-10-12 06:24:18 (133 views)

I'll let Jules speak for me: - Phillip G 2007-10-12 06:09:14 (320 views)

that was your car trying to kill itself. - ModifiedA4 2007-10-12 06:07:03 (166 views)

LOL! - Pscheoverdrive 2007-10-12 06:11:09 (136 views)

Physics >> Quattro. - kirby 2007-10-12 05:55:31 (147 views)

Solaris was here - Solaris 2007-10-12 05:45:28 (136 views)

Roger was here. - Roger @ CapitalAudi 2007-10-12 07:55:54 (132 views)

We need to make posting drunk against the TOU... - Kris Hansen 2007-10-12 05:27:31 (148 views)

You just don't understand the words of the 'streetz.' - Mica 2007-10-12 05:28:25 (221 views)

strap on? - Teh DeSeRT Rat 2007-10-12 18:46:23 (120 views)

I guess not... I need to hone my seat of the pants skilllz. - Kris Hansen 2007-10-12 05:30:42 (141 views)

Werd? - Mica 2007-10-12 05:32:12 (141 views)

Somewhre in this gem..... - Kris Hansen 2007-10-12 05:34:56 (174 views)

Word. - Mica 2007-10-12 06:11:15 (141 views)

You're nuts if you think anyone is going to read that brain-dump. - Mica 2007-10-12 05:24:48 (137 views)

Always sober up before posting. - 4Driver4 2007-10-12 04:59:23 (140 views)

Didn't Darwin write something about this? - RKA 2007-10-12 04:58:08 (143 views)

Learn to drive. Go away. Oversteer on our cars is a blessing, not a curse. Discrimination ain't.. - pentosinjunky 2007-10-12 04:50:04 (188 views)

uhhh.... - Jretal 2007-10-12 03:20:41 (375 views)

uhhh.... - Teh Goldie 2007-10-12 05:52:52 (171 views)

haha... yeah, riiiight ;) - Jretal 2007-10-12 07:36:59 (143 views)

yup, the trackbish is up and running again - Teh Goldie 2007-10-12 10:33:41 (138 views)

you mean they denied your warranty claim? LOL - Jretal 2007-10-15 07:16:05 (120 views)

I can't believe I read this entire thread. I feel dumber. - MarkChai 2007-10-12 02:49:22 (139 views)

2nd - S4iowa 2007-10-12 05:58:26 (134 views)

3rd. - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 09:23:10 (124 views)

Re: 4th - Busted931 2007-10-13 08:32:00 (129 views)

NOOB.. Quattro! - RallyVermont 2007-10-13 21:17:58 (121 views)

this gets funnier and funnier.. anyone want to guess why his car spun? - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:46:28 (451 views)

no fvckin way.. THEY SPINz! - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:48:21 (377 views)

are you kidding me with the downforce he is producing no way could he spin - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 03:13:44 (296 views)

its all about the spinnerz - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 03:04:07 (151 views)

"short ride back from the bar" - beejohn 2007-10-12 01:31:11 (162 views)

dude you're a retard... lets disect why - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:23:16 (452 views)

_{_{_.}}._{_{_.}} - ScotD 2007-10-12 10:24:50 (228 views)

Is that you in that video Awesome? Wait..its not. Not a B5. Funny though. - d1rt [A4 Pröjekt] 2007-10-12 07:54:55 (167 views)

There is one of him in no where land Canada on a golf cart screaming NEMESISSSSS! pretty funny - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 07:57:42 (133 views)

OT: anybody have a link to that NEMESISS!!! video? i lost it and wanted to show someone - iVTEC Yo(ex-12valve) 2007-10-12 05:54:27 (146 views)

Google video 'MAM turn 7'... Should do it. - Pscheoverdrive 2007-10-12 06:08:42 (137 views)

LOL, nice. I've driven that track many times - S4iowa 2007-10-12 06:26:23 (256 views)

ahhahahaha - SolidFish 2007-10-12 13:10:34 (136 views)

You nearly followed him off track - Mr. Mom 2007-10-12 07:50:53 (142 views)

That's not my video - S4iowa 2007-10-12 07:53:49 (130 views)

. - Pelican Head 2007-10-15 19:20:31 (118 views)

Then whoever was yelling nearly followed him off-track - Mr. Mom 2007-10-12 16:40:58 (128 views)

LOL!!!! I needed that - Solaris 2007-10-12 06:36:23 (136 views)

Here's me after I passed NEMISIS ;) - S4iowa 2007-10-12 06:56:05 (229 views)

That was mildly disturbing LOL!! who is that? anyone have the IamAwesome NEMESISS video - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 06:50:40 (142 views)

^^^What he said^^^ - DungBeetle hackjob 2007-10-12 05:19:29 (142 views)

you work too hard and try too much you need some Cyclobenzaprine - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 03:09:19 (147 views)

um... maybe you just suck at driving... - the dev 2007-10-11 23:07:00 (216 views)

And maybe you suck at life, but lucky for you I'm not one to jump to conclusions - Jaymz K 2007-10-11 23:48:23 (625 views)

Your post pretty much says all that anyone needs to know, you can't drive, and you don't know it. - eMKay (Game On!) 2007-10-12 17:20:40 (167 views)

A4suited was here....this is too funny, what a tool - A4suited 2007-10-12 11:27:11 (159 views)

How old are you? - grey-2002-ar-6sp 2007-10-12 11:15:02 (122 views)

lol... - ScottCSC 2007-10-12 10:50:21 (150 views)

please leave my state immediately... - cardboard ivan lives 2007-10-12 10:34:02 (166 views)

how'd that sensor handle your drunk-and-on-the-phone-180? - drwombat 2007-10-12 10:29:25 (132 views)

um... maybe you just suck at driving... - nyet 2007-10-12 10:27:50 (128 views)

you are a nut job - bartcatz 2007-10-12 10:26:10 (156 views)

fyyff! - iammatt 2007-10-12 10:27:06 (126 views)

IBT!!!! - bartcatz 2007-10-12 10:29:25 (134 views)

lol bartcatz - iammatt 2007-10-12 10:32:44 (138 views)

PIITB! - drwombat 2007-10-12 10:29:57 (129 views)

haha... you really crack me up buddy... thanks for the friday morning laugh!! - the dev 2007-10-12 09:58:53 (126 views)

May I? - Joey T: Unpimper 2007-10-12 09:57:45 (191 views)

LOL - SmellsSoIndy 2007-10-12 09:42:22 (120 views)

Have you checked the reservoir for your seat of the pants sensor? - Silver Streakin' 2007-10-12 09:30:09 (184 views)

I would take his STOCK Pelican Blue Avant over your "upgraded" A4 any day of the week - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 08:09:53 (193 views)

I would put your capacity to drive in question when you say.. - Pelican Head 2007-10-12 07:41:33 (193 views)

don't forget driving home from the bar... - Jretal 2007-10-12 07:46:55 (172 views)

All this driving skill, and yet, you can't write worth a damn. May I suggest that your - Phillip G 2007-10-12 06:44:02 (179 views)

"I have a "seat of the pants" sensor as honed as most any accomplished driver" - TEB 2007-10-12 06:27:58 (186 views)

ROFL - RickM 2007-10-12 06:01:36 (212 views)

2nd! - TEB 2007-10-12 06:25:40 (130 views)

wait you drive a 30v? - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:25:34 (275 views)

If he wasn't such a tool box, I'd almost be offended LOL ;-) - Edge85 2007-10-12 05:36:56 (154 views)

Dood... you forgotZ teh block lightening mods yO! - DungBeetle hackjob 2007-10-12 05:27:56 (172 views)

he is going to get you with some of this - and it's not even for the car - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 03:15:58 (261 views)

SORRY I HAVE TO LOL - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:24:26 (302 views)

you have no idea - nyet 2007-10-12 10:29:03 (184 views)

Once again ^^^What he said^^^ This guy is a tool - Too the point I HOPE this is all a joke - DungBeetle hackjob 2007-10-12 05:25:46 (200 views)

I really hope dev edited his post... cause your response don't totally make sense. - ::Relapse:: @ IW 2007-10-12 01:09:38 (152 views)

YGM - Mr Paul [T-28] 2007-10-12 08:00:34 (133 views)

lol.. >>>> - jwood_a4 2007-10-11 23:22:45 (200 views)

racist! - DRoOpY 2007-10-11 22:19:55 (159 views)

Re: WTF Quattro?? I just spun my car when I REALLY shouldnt have.... - tpierce (MP) 2007-10-11 22:14:51 (510 views)

2nd - jezus chris - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 00:13:40 (347 views)

*blank stare* - thrilla from manila 2007-10-11 22:12:58 (158 views)

huh? stopped reading after black cops - BSK 2007-10-11 22:07:42 (182 views)

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