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What you need to do to avoid this in the future is as follows...

Posted by: Alias Unknown on 2007-10-12 11:10:58
Account #: 41405

In Reply to: WTF Quattro?? I just spun my car when I REALLY shouldnt have.... posted by Jaymz K on 2007-10-11 22:02:59

Take your drivers liscense and car keys out of your pocket.

Shine them up real nice.

Turn those suckers sideways

AND SHOVE THEM STRAIGHT UP YOUR IGNORANT ASS!

GFYYFF!

Peace!

99.5 1.8TQMS w/ GIAC, 710N, PureMS Snubby, Autometer Sport Comp Boost Gauge in center vent, Titanium RKII, CC Mod w/ Stealth Bulbs & 5300K HID's, Oettinger front lip, painted lowers, M3 lip, RS4 Grille, OZ SL's wrapped in 712's, A8 front brake upgrade w/ ECS slotted rotors and PBR Metal Masters all around, H&R Race Springs with grooved S4 Bilstein's and 12" of bass in the trunk.

Thread:

WTF Quattro?? I just spun my car when I REALLY shouldnt have.... - Jaymz K 2007-10-11 22:02:59 (2499 views)

you may want to check your differential - ruknd 2007-10-12 20:32:54 (260 views)

no.. his blinker fluid was low.. thats why..... - Chop4(eva)life 2007-10-14 15:43:50 (154 views)

Could be a tract of arable land. - Rubberduckie 2007-10-12 19:03:14 (148 views)

no, no, you dont understand - Jiggsy 2007-10-12 18:15:38 (226 views)

Was here -------> - TS4F 2007-10-12 17:51:03 (154 views)

my eyes hurt after reading the 1st few lines. - Boba Fett 2007-10-12 17:03:15 (176 views)

sounds like you need diffs, and better suspension - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-12 16:18:05 (165 views)

have any used ones? - Silver Streakin' 2007-10-12 16:49:19 (181 views)

I know of a number of customers who have upgraded to MS and have... - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-12 17:08:37 (216 views)

I have 600/750 TrackSports. lub them and want MSs some day. - Silver Streakin' 2007-10-12 17:27:40 (138 views)

in stock... - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-15 16:15:09 (133 views)

how much to trade in my TSs ;) - Silver Streakin' 2007-10-15 16:46:50 (128 views)

tree - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-25 16:57:56 (143 views)

and, exactly who should he contact to buy those? - TwentyValveB5+S4 2007-10-12 16:25:26 (136 views)

Santa clause - Jared @ STaSIS 2007-10-12 16:34:24 (164 views)

OMGTPIPTDPEVAR!!!! - n0yxl[S3] 2007-10-12 16:04:25 (174 views)

woowoo - Audiboy 2007-10-12 15:48:20 (125 views)

This reads like a beautifully-crafted trolling post... - TwentyValveB5+S4 2007-10-12 14:52:13 (199 views)

You must be one of the 90% of the people that thinks he can drive better than 90% of the people. - Moro is an Orange 2007-10-12 12:14:45 (186 views)

was here====> - DVS27T::WAGON'D 2007-10-12 11:39:46 (130 views)

What you need to do to avoid this in the future is as follows... - Alias Unknown 2007-10-12 11:10:58 (256 views)

Quote..."I'll pop the hood just to show you this thing's not stock"...what a caulk - LouisR 2007-10-12 11:08:47 (157 views)

gonna agree with most here.... (long... read it all... then read again.. then go take some training) - dtompsett 2007-10-12 11:00:30 (487 views)

Irregardless isn't a word. Think about it, get some training if you need it. - Shiggs (txfreerider) 2007-10-12 17:11:31 (142 views)

use real wordz yo. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 11:12:24 (135 views)

Eric? - MeLoN BaLLaR 2007-10-12 11:10:48 (225 views)

Who's Eric? - dtompsett 2007-10-12 11:33:32 (132 views)

Eric Fletcher. - Joey T: Unpimper 2007-10-12 11:47:53 (189 views)

you just used irregardless - noriceforyou 2007-10-12 11:09:53 (204 views)

Re: you just used irregardless - dtompsett 2007-10-12 11:33:01 (209 views)

Re: you just used irregardless - thrilla from manila 2007-10-12 17:24:58 (135 views)

ur wiki link even says its not a real word. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 12:53:47 (127 views)

true... but... - dtompsett 2007-10-12 13:29:22 (167 views)

The definition in the dictionary is that it's not a word. - Evilclown 2007-10-12 17:42:35 (142 views)

the internet has always been a word. We were just too ignorant to know what it meant. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 13:40:03 (141 views)

i was gonna make hay of that but decided not to. - The AL-ODB 2007-10-12 11:10:30 (127 views)

You just wasted a bunch of letters. - turkish.prisoner 2007-10-12 11:04:28 (129 views)

that and he ignored the fact that Lennie has a magic racecar driver buttplug. - The AL-ODB 2007-10-12 11:07:26 (132 views)

hmmm.... our posts should have cancelled each other out. lemme check the matrix. - turkish.prisoner 2007-10-12 11:10:15 (129 views)

Ignore these jerks, I have owned quattros since the first UR-Q, and what you need in wet turns is - MeLoN BaLLaR 2007-10-12 10:56:52 (560 views)

lmfao - Ryan|MN 2007-10-12 17:22:41 (133 views)

WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 1MZ-FE's Cat 2007-10-12 17:21:12 (124 views)

good to see ya back here - Spacecataz 2007-10-12 17:14:43 (125 views)

get outa here - Chicktronic 2007-10-12 17:03:51 (127 views)

GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 - nyet 2007-10-12 11:18:00 (145 views)

hey - MeLoN BaLLaR 2007-10-12 11:23:57 (233 views)

You're coming to San Diego?! - TwentyValveB5+S4 2007-10-12 14:45:43 (142 views)

ABSOLUTELY, please call/email - nyet 2007-10-12 11:50:28 (170 views)

wtf have you been? - tehaudi 2007-10-12 11:13:19 (129 views)

Hey! welcome back! how are things goin? - Courtesy_Flush 2007-10-12 11:01:45 (129 views)

I may now be dumber for having read that and some of the other things you posted. You ARE an idiot. - JoeS4 2007-10-12 10:56:49 (143 views)

so, what you're saying is you did this? - Courtesy_Flush 2007-10-12 10:52:41 (374 views)

Sure seem that way, LOL! - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 10:55:01 (131 views)

all i see are letters and letter scrunched up together!! - acidrane-teh jeweler 2007-10-12 10:51:36 (157 views)

was here ----> - ndjano 2007-10-12 10:42:05 (128 views)

lol new jersey - Uncle Castro 2007-10-12 10:40:17 (129 views)

hey now... - Doozy™ 2007-10-12 10:43:00 (145 views)

you need to drive a tricycle - noriceforyou 2007-10-12 10:29:20 (137 views)

+100 Douchbag points! - DUBITUP 2007-10-12 10:25:05 (138 views)

x5? - randy@5280wheel 2007-10-12 10:35:07 (130 views)

you fail on so many levels - Ryan|MN 2007-10-12 10:24:06 (136 views)

Answered my own question.. may god have mercy on this post - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 10:24:41 (150 views)

excellent - Brdman* 2007-10-12 10:23:32 (126 views)

i like bacon - Jiggsy 2007-10-12 10:23:23 (128 views)

wat - Chan 2007-10-12 10:17:44 (130 views)

i heart b5a4 forum - iammatt 2007-10-12 10:17:11 (179 views)

omg I heart it 2! - drwombat 2007-10-12 10:19:49 (157 views)

Oh, I KNOW why he spun out! Look at the heavy salt marks on his car then look at his tires! - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 09:59:09 (291 views)

Is this a joke?...this can't be real.. - B5Davem 2007-10-12 09:52:59 (139 views)

Retard says "Wut"? - turkish.prisoner 2007-10-12 09:51:01 (137 views)

GAH!!!!! - turkish.prisoner 2007-10-12 09:53:06 (272 views)

Nate wuz here. - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 09:20:46 (127 views)

longest thread ever? holy shet. - Depthcharge 2007-10-12 09:13:43 (137 views)

not even close. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 09:50:34 (129 views)

Noooo... I just posted nonsense when I REALLY shouldnt have.... - A400 2007-10-12 08:43:29 (199 views)

I will attest to that! - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 09:22:26 (124 views)

All I got was "I am a racist." "I can drive but I need a faster car" - 4Driver4 2007-10-12 09:10:55 (130 views)

HOF Material - tobin 2007-10-12 08:16:55 (135 views)

2nd, LOL. - tehaudi 2007-10-12 08:40:59 (133 views)

Have to say it - "4" puddles....on the way home from the bar....talking on the phone" - DWP 2007-10-12 08:15:35 (181 views)

I have never met a guy who has wheels like that - Joey T: Unpimper 2007-10-12 08:03:57 (174 views)

LOL at "record is clean" blah blah blah..... - Pepe@UMD 2007-10-12 07:38:03 (171 views)

blame the chrome wheels. - TighTT 2007-10-12 07:37:20 (130 views)

Just noticed those. God, what an eye-sore. - d1rt [A4 Pröjekt] 2007-10-12 07:40:33 (129 views)

LOL @ wall of text. Are you sure youre old enough to drive? You don't sound like it. - HedonismBot 2007-10-12 07:30:34 (142 views)

Yup. I'm not even reading that. - Tgr_Clw 2007-10-12 09:18:14 (127 views)

. - EDness 2007-10-12 07:08:23 (187 views)

. - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 07:32:12 (160 views)

. - Mr Paul [T-28] 2007-10-12 09:00:23 (138 views)

. - Chop4(eva)life 2007-10-12 11:30:11 (127 views)

We should all do ourselves a favor and ignore posts like this,..... - d1rt [A4 Pröjekt] 2007-10-12 06:58:28 (169 views)

You equate the ownership of this car to that of a succubus, yet you plan to go B5 S4? SMART move. - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 06:34:53 (175 views)

you should have died. - Lawr. 2007-10-12 06:32:01 (207 views)

c'mon Lawr, tell us how you REALLY feel, don't hold it in ;-) - Phillip G 2007-10-12 06:39:21 (127 views)

Wow. go away. the end. - Hillbilly :G2'd: 2007-10-12 06:24:18 (133 views)

I'll let Jules speak for me: - Phillip G 2007-10-12 06:09:14 (320 views)

that was your car trying to kill itself. - ModifiedA4 2007-10-12 06:07:03 (166 views)

LOL! - Pscheoverdrive 2007-10-12 06:11:09 (136 views)

Physics >> Quattro. - kirby 2007-10-12 05:55:31 (147 views)

Solaris was here - Solaris 2007-10-12 05:45:28 (136 views)

Roger was here. - Roger @ CapitalAudi 2007-10-12 07:55:54 (132 views)

We need to make posting drunk against the TOU... - Kris Hansen 2007-10-12 05:27:31 (148 views)

You just don't understand the words of the 'streetz.' - Mica 2007-10-12 05:28:25 (221 views)

strap on? - Teh DeSeRT Rat 2007-10-12 18:46:23 (120 views)

I guess not... I need to hone my seat of the pants skilllz. - Kris Hansen 2007-10-12 05:30:42 (141 views)

Werd? - Mica 2007-10-12 05:32:12 (141 views)

Somewhre in this gem..... - Kris Hansen 2007-10-12 05:34:56 (174 views)

Word. - Mica 2007-10-12 06:11:15 (141 views)

You're nuts if you think anyone is going to read that brain-dump. - Mica 2007-10-12 05:24:48 (137 views)

Always sober up before posting. - 4Driver4 2007-10-12 04:59:23 (140 views)

Didn't Darwin write something about this? - RKA 2007-10-12 04:58:08 (143 views)

Learn to drive. Go away. Oversteer on our cars is a blessing, not a curse. Discrimination ain't.. - pentosinjunky 2007-10-12 04:50:04 (188 views)

uhhh.... - Jretal 2007-10-12 03:20:41 (375 views)

uhhh.... - Teh Goldie 2007-10-12 05:52:52 (171 views)

haha... yeah, riiiight ;) - Jretal 2007-10-12 07:36:59 (143 views)

yup, the trackbish is up and running again - Teh Goldie 2007-10-12 10:33:41 (138 views)

you mean they denied your warranty claim? LOL - Jretal 2007-10-15 07:16:05 (120 views)

I can't believe I read this entire thread. I feel dumber. - MarkChai 2007-10-12 02:49:22 (139 views)

2nd - S4iowa 2007-10-12 05:58:26 (134 views)

3rd. - Nate (ETKA+Scumbag) 2007-10-12 09:23:10 (124 views)

Re: 4th - Busted931 2007-10-13 08:32:00 (129 views)

NOOB.. Quattro! - RallyVermont 2007-10-13 21:17:58 (121 views)

this gets funnier and funnier.. anyone want to guess why his car spun? - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:46:28 (451 views)

no fvckin way.. THEY SPINz! - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:48:21 (377 views)

are you kidding me with the downforce he is producing no way could he spin - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 03:13:44 (296 views)

its all about the spinnerz - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 03:04:07 (151 views)

"short ride back from the bar" - beejohn 2007-10-12 01:31:11 (162 views)

dude you're a retard... lets disect why - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:23:16 (452 views)

_{_{_.}}._{_{_.}} - ScotD 2007-10-12 10:24:50 (228 views)

Is that you in that video Awesome? Wait..its not. Not a B5. Funny though. - d1rt [A4 Pröjekt] 2007-10-12 07:54:55 (167 views)

There is one of him in no where land Canada on a golf cart screaming NEMESISSSSS! pretty funny - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 07:57:42 (133 views)

OT: anybody have a link to that NEMESISS!!! video? i lost it and wanted to show someone - iVTEC Yo(ex-12valve) 2007-10-12 05:54:27 (146 views)

Google video 'MAM turn 7'... Should do it. - Pscheoverdrive 2007-10-12 06:08:42 (137 views)

LOL, nice. I've driven that track many times - S4iowa 2007-10-12 06:26:23 (256 views)

ahhahahaha - SolidFish 2007-10-12 13:10:34 (136 views)

You nearly followed him off track - Mr. Mom 2007-10-12 07:50:53 (142 views)

That's not my video - S4iowa 2007-10-12 07:53:49 (130 views)

. - Pelican Head 2007-10-15 19:20:31 (118 views)

Then whoever was yelling nearly followed him off-track - Mr. Mom 2007-10-12 16:40:58 (128 views)

LOL!!!! I needed that - Solaris 2007-10-12 06:36:23 (136 views)

Here's me after I passed NEMISIS ;) - S4iowa 2007-10-12 06:56:05 (229 views)

That was mildly disturbing LOL!! who is that? anyone have the IamAwesome NEMESISS video - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 06:50:40 (142 views)

^^^What he said^^^ - DungBeetle hackjob 2007-10-12 05:19:29 (142 views)

you work too hard and try too much you need some Cyclobenzaprine - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 03:09:19 (147 views)

um... maybe you just suck at driving... - the dev 2007-10-11 23:07:00 (216 views)

And maybe you suck at life, but lucky for you I'm not one to jump to conclusions - Jaymz K 2007-10-11 23:48:23 (625 views)

Your post pretty much says all that anyone needs to know, you can't drive, and you don't know it. - eMKay (Game On!) 2007-10-12 17:20:40 (167 views)

A4suited was here....this is too funny, what a tool - A4suited 2007-10-12 11:27:11 (159 views)

How old are you? - grey-2002-ar-6sp 2007-10-12 11:15:02 (122 views)

lol... - ScottCSC 2007-10-12 10:50:21 (150 views)

please leave my state immediately... - cardboard ivan lives 2007-10-12 10:34:02 (166 views)

how'd that sensor handle your drunk-and-on-the-phone-180? - drwombat 2007-10-12 10:29:25 (132 views)

um... maybe you just suck at driving... - nyet 2007-10-12 10:27:50 (128 views)

you are a nut job - bartcatz 2007-10-12 10:26:10 (156 views)

fyyff! - iammatt 2007-10-12 10:27:06 (126 views)

IBT!!!! - bartcatz 2007-10-12 10:29:25 (134 views)

lol bartcatz - iammatt 2007-10-12 10:32:44 (138 views)

PIITB! - drwombat 2007-10-12 10:29:57 (129 views)

haha... you really crack me up buddy... thanks for the friday morning laugh!! - the dev 2007-10-12 09:58:53 (126 views)

May I? - Joey T: Unpimper 2007-10-12 09:57:45 (191 views)

LOL - SmellsSoIndy 2007-10-12 09:42:22 (120 views)

Have you checked the reservoir for your seat of the pants sensor? - Silver Streakin' 2007-10-12 09:30:09 (184 views)

I would take his STOCK Pelican Blue Avant over your "upgraded" A4 any day of the week - RallyVermont 2007-10-12 08:09:53 (193 views)

I would put your capacity to drive in question when you say.. - Pelican Head 2007-10-12 07:41:33 (193 views)

don't forget driving home from the bar... - Jretal 2007-10-12 07:46:55 (172 views)

All this driving skill, and yet, you can't write worth a damn. May I suggest that your - Phillip G 2007-10-12 06:44:02 (179 views)

"I have a "seat of the pants" sensor as honed as most any accomplished driver" - TEB 2007-10-12 06:27:58 (186 views)

ROFL - RickM 2007-10-12 06:01:36 (212 views)

2nd! - TEB 2007-10-12 06:25:40 (130 views)

wait you drive a 30v? - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:25:34 (275 views)

If he wasn't such a tool box, I'd almost be offended LOL ;-) - Edge85 2007-10-12 05:36:56 (154 views)

Dood... you forgotZ teh block lightening mods yO! - DungBeetle hackjob 2007-10-12 05:27:56 (172 views)

he is going to get you with some of this - and it's not even for the car - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 03:15:58 (261 views)

SORRY I HAVE TO LOL - IamAlmostAwesome 2007-10-12 01:24:26 (302 views)

you have no idea - nyet 2007-10-12 10:29:03 (184 views)

Once again ^^^What he said^^^ This guy is a tool - Too the point I HOPE this is all a joke - DungBeetle hackjob 2007-10-12 05:25:46 (200 views)

I really hope dev edited his post... cause your response don't totally make sense. - ::Relapse:: @ IW 2007-10-12 01:09:38 (152 views)

YGM - Mr Paul [T-28] 2007-10-12 08:00:34 (133 views)

lol.. >>>> - jwood_a4 2007-10-11 23:22:45 (200 views)

racist! - DRoOpY 2007-10-11 22:19:55 (159 views)

Re: WTF Quattro?? I just spun my car when I REALLY shouldnt have.... - tpierce (MP) 2007-10-11 22:14:51 (510 views)

2nd - jezus chris - thewatcher101 2007-10-12 00:13:40 (347 views)

*blank stare* - thrilla from manila 2007-10-11 22:12:58 (158 views)

huh? stopped reading after black cops - BSK 2007-10-11 22:07:42 (182 views)

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