list of various punishments that might be inflicted. I personally like to administer the "unable to replicate" noise, followed by a coilpack to the head.

Gone....but never forgotten....
ENJOY.............2006 A3 2.0t DSG Murano on Plat Prem Cold Nav Bi-X Sirius
Stuff: REVO. Akebono pads (front)Carbotech Bobcats(rear).Carbonio CAI. Michelin X-Ice snows.NGK BKR7E IX ECS dogbone. Forge Motorsport Replacement Vacuum Operated Piston Diverter Valve. Drop(Neuspeed springs, Koni sports, H&R sway).Vag-Com mods. Nav update.Pro-Form Clear Bra. Color-match front grille trim/Euro plate holder.ECS black-out S Line grille.Custom Euro plate.Air shifter knob.Trunk monkey. ECS smoked repeater turn signals, bumper side markers.City lights wired. Black arm rest. Black net. Piano door trim.Black Bose boxen. GLI pedals. TT DP. Monster Mats. Lloyd custom boot mat. Toerag torch. Euro-split mirrors. Hagus S4 mirror covers(matte). Vibrant 1305's. Llumar 30%. Pro-Clip phone mount/IPod mount. DICE. Ashtray insert. Audi OEM Base Carrier Bars/Baracuda.
Not coming: GIAC. Coming: Exhaust. Velvet steering wheel cover.
Currently aboard: 2008 Subaru OBS Obsidian Black.
Lots of show, no go.


Maybe the best post ever
Retired:
2002 A4 1.8t Avant Tip
2005 A4 1.8t Saloon Tip USP
2006 A3 DSG